This week, Lush and his non-socially-distanced buddy totally Randy-and-Paula the shit out of the videos, with the theme of “dancing in your undies.” It takes about a half-hour to watch a bunch of twinkie young guys shake and grind in cravenly thirsty tease videos. I’m not gonna just be a cheerleader for the North Texan.
The informant thought there might be a local angle.īut I gotta tell ya: I don’t roll that way. The reason why my confidential source suggested I look into it was because a local man named Sergio (lives in Denton) is in the mix. (It just launched about a week ago, it seems.)
The deal is, Lush sets challenges for contestants to partake in by sending videos of themselves doing the task, then others vote on their favorite the lowest one gets eliminated. Lush is a kinda cute otter himself in the “yaaasss, kweeeennn!” mold, so I took a look. The link I got was to the YouTube page of an L.A.-based blogger named Matthew Lush who, apparently, is trolling for an online boyfriend. Then I saw it took me to a video with dirty dancing twinks and I decided this could be my Pulitzer. So when I got an anonymous email from someone with murky motives offering a supposed lead, I was skeptical. Because I’m a hard-hitting investigative journalist in the time of COVID, I pursue all leads on my way to a good story.
